Guide: How to Adopt a Mutant Girl
So after my first time playing I instantly managed to wipe my deaf co-worker out of existance by entering a cave, I decided to get me a waifu.
Setting up shelter at the beach near the shark infested waters i found a pew pew in a raft off the coast.
After obtaining my pew pew a shark as big as a 4×4 attacked me but as a responsible gun owner I only magdumped him… twice.
On the shore i saw a women 3 legs 3 arms in a bikini… I thought i was dreaming. She always ran away from me as all women do. So I decided it was time to get my 5th restraining order.
- Find Women
- Watch her and make sure she is looking at you
- She’ll run away
- Watch her always be in her line of sight
- She comes closer and runs away
- Don’t give up it only took me 3 hours
- She will start approaching and then run away again
- After some time she’ll start dancing (saw it like 3 times)
- Then she will play games with you (hiding behind tree)
- Then she will do the amber and take a sh.. behind a tree (i wish i was joking)
- You will see that she comes closer after some time again
- (She will put her hands up once like don’t hurt me)
- And run away
- After about 45 min she startet being nice for the first time
- She bring fruit for you to eat and say some words that are not understandable
- She did it like 3 times
- After a while doing the back and forth game again of her running away
- She finally came closer and then take off again
- She did that quite a bit until at some point she came up to me (never move she runs away!)
- Once backpack symbol comes up
- You finally domesticated her
- She likes you now but still runs away from you once you wear your creepy fedora
- Also she likes to dance at the beach while the radio is playing music.
what a dog shit post