Lil’ Guardsman – 100% Full Walkthrough (No Spoilers)

A spoiler free text-only guide with all achievements.

Complete Walkthrough

Note: Credit goes to TacticalCatalyst

Level 1

  • Mrs. Abenathy
    • Admit
  • Tyronius Athanatos
    • Call Ashe
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Truth Spray
    • Deny
  • Denise D’Cyclops
    • Decoder Ring
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Grumpkin T. Dankworth (& Whelp)
    • X-Ray + Confiscate
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Whip
    • Deny
  • Garby Bunches
    • Return
    • Call Malcolm
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust

Intermission 1

  • Push the Button
  • Confiscate Papers + Admit
  • Keep the bars

Level 2

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Metal Detector
    • 1 x X-Ray
    • 1 x Whip
  • Sheamus MacGoblin
    • Metal Detector + Confiscate Red Paint
    • Call Malcolm
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Fenton Harcourt Mudd
    • Call Ashe + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Admit
  • Signor Cappello Fantastico
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Mayala
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + **** Off
    • Admit
  • Sir Beverley
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Whip
  • Chloe
    • Talk + Doubt
    • X-Ray + Confiscate
    • Talk
    • Deny

Intermission 2

  • Talk to Fenton + Kept them Out
  • Sell everything except Fosse
  • Upgrade 2 x X-Ray

Level 3

  • Crystals
    • 3 x X-Ray
  • Prince Finius
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Tease
    • Admit
    • No + I Don’t Want To
  • Dwarven Tinkerer
    • X-Ray + Return
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Duchy of Scarborough
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • X-Ray
  • Saruna Goodfoot
    • X-Ray
    • Rewind
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Confiscate
    • Talk
    • Admit
  • Praetor Kargin
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Deny
  • Praetor Kargin
    • Admit

Intermission 3

  • Max bet on the Brawlers
  • Pay the dwarf

Level 4

  • Crystals
    • 2 x X-Ray
  • Buttface
    • Talk + Tease + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Deny
  • The Edward The Great Magician
    • Talk + 6
    • X-Ray + Mention Glasses
    • Talk + Tease
    • Admit
  • Magnus the Magnificent
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Jail
  • Echo the Wanderer
    • X-Ray + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk
    • Admit

Intermission 4

  • Rage – Rogue + Retry
  • Rage – Mage + Not Moose
  • Lightning Round – Mage
  • Choose the Mage
  • Talk to Beverley + Risk + Risk
  • Talk to Kargin + Apologise
  • Rest
  • Take the Chronometer
  • Choose Lamont
  • Sell everything except Fosse + Petrardian Wine
  • Pay Mrs. Abenathy + Peg + Go Enjoy
  • Bet Max on Marauders

Level 5

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Decoder
    • 1 x Metal Detector
    • 1 x X-Ray
  • Count Heinrich Von Pyre
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Trust
    • Inventory + Bag of Rice
  • Werewolf
    • Jail
  • Mrs. Abenathy
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt + Award Winning Bun
  • Tyronius Athanatos
    • Talk + Tease
    • Metal Detector + Confiscate + Fashion Statement
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Deny + No
  • Scary Tree Monster
    • Talk + Trust
    • Decoder Ring
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Hooded Figure
    • X-Ray + Return
    • Call Ashe
    • Admit
  • Duplicate Save
    • Go to the installation folder
    • Find LilGuardsman_Data
    • Delete an unused save
    • Copy the current save and rename to the deleted one

Intermission 5

  • (Kargan Save) – Kargan of Marvagh
  • (Finius Save) – Finius of Petrard
  • Chronometer Under Bed

Level 6

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Decoder
  • Kargan Save
    • What a Baby
    • Vlad the Xtreme
  • Finius Save
    • What a Baby
    • Suzette Courgette
  • Edward The Official Officiant
    • Talk + Tease
    • Call Stryker
    • Call Ashe
  • Kargan Save
    • Helena Halfling
    • Finius Save
    • Edith Tinselton
  • Articulus Flamehands
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Trust
    • Decoder Ring
  • Kargan Save
    • Monty’s
    • Finius Save
    • Catering Corp
  • Chuck
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Call Malcolm
    • Admit
  • Iris Lapidary
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit

Intermission 6

  • Inventory + Chronometer
  • GLA Headquarters + Note

Level 7

  • (Palace) Talk to Dad
  • (Inn) Talk to Jacob
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Palace) Talk to Kellii
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Inn) Talk to Arta (Barkeep)
  • (Dungeon) Talk to Whelp
  • (Dungeon) Talk to Malcolm
  • (Stadium) Talk to Helena Halfling
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Palace) Talk to Edward
  • 4 x Keep Listening + Reset
  • Object
  • Duplicate Another Save
    • Duplicate your current run into the third slot, this will be used for the “lose” achievements

Level 8

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Truth Spray
  • Elmer John
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Draft
  • Grumpkin T. Dankworth (& Whelp)
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + The Goblins + Where Is He
    • Call Malcolm
  • Glory Ann
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Trust
    • Deny
  • Julian
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Call Ashe
    • Admit
  • Duchy of Scarborough
    • Talk + Trust
    • Truth Spray
    • Call Stryker
  • Admit
    • Bosco
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Tease
    • Draft

Intermission 8

  • Too Dangerous
  • I’ll Tell You + Explain
  • (If you accidently sold Fosse) Buy Blowtorch
  • Positive Letter Response
  • Choose Fosca Falcons

Level 9

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Decoder
    • 1 x Truth Spray
    • 1 x X-Ray
    • 1 x Whip
  • Fenton Harcourt Mudd
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Then
    • Call Malcolm + Give
    • Draft
  • Catering Corp
    • Call Malcolm
    • Decoder Ring
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Jail
  • Albert
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Confiscate
    • Deny
  • Echo the Wanderer
    • Call Malcolm
    • Talk
    • Talk
    • Admit
  • ? & Peaches
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Truth Spray + Maybe I’ve Got Something + Give
    • Draft
  • Wilbur “Kaboose” Orville
    • Talk + Trust
    • X-Ray + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit

Intermission 9

  • Choose the Cyclops
  • Really Good Joke
  • Choose Truth Spray
  • Choose the Left Card
  • Talk to Signor Cappello Fantastico + Play it Tough
  • Artimus + (Based on previous choices) + King Finius and Queen Buttermilk + Lute

Level 10

  • Crystals
    • 1 x Decoder
    • 1 x Truth Spray
    • 2 x X-Ray
    • 1 x Whip
  • Witch
    • Truth Spray
    • Deny + Return
  • Scary Tree Monster
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Call Ashe
    • Deny
  • Zombies
    • Talk + Tease
    • Talk + Tease
    • Whip
  • Mole Person
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Stabitha Grieves
    • Talk + Doubt
    • X-Ray
    • Decoder Ring
  • Ghost Finders
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Tease
    • X-Ray
  • Count Von Pyre
    • Okay

Intermission 10

  • Advice Caution + What
  • Sell everything
  • Upgrade Decoder, Whip, Metal Detector, 2 x Truth Spray

Level 11

  • Crystals
    • 2 x Decoder
    • 2 x Metal Detector
    • 4 x Truth Spray
    • 2 x X-Ray
    • 2 x Whip
  • Kellii
    • Talk + Trust
    • Decoder Ring
    • X-Ray
    • Deny
  • Variable
    • (Finius Save) Praetor Kargin
      • Talk + Doubt
    • (Kargin Save) Prince Finius
  • Meribella
    • Talk + Trust
    • Talk + Trust
    • Decoder Ring
    • Draft
  • Banggaloreian
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Metal Detector + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Admit
  • Gary
    • Truth Spray
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Deny + Rewind
    • Truth Spray
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Confiscate
    • Deny
  • Captain Jane Piegeon
    • Talk + Trust
    • X-Ray + Confiscate
    • Talk + Trust
    • Draft
  • Teeny Thom MacGoblin
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Truth Spray
    • Metal Detector + Confiscate
    • Jail
  • Dennis
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Talk + Doubt
    • Deny

Level 12

  • Tell Dad to go to Tyronius
  • Talk to Articulus + Life and Death
  • Talk to Catering Corp + Yes
  • Talk to Suzette Courgette
  • Talk to Articulus
  • Talk to Tyronius
  • For the level 8 Kargin save, lose 2/3 of the battles then finish the game
  • For the level 8 Finius save, make another spare copy of the save. Then do 2/3 losses on one save, and 2/3 wins on the other.

The walkthrough has been heavily inspired by:

Some changes have been made to the path used in the video for a clearer walkthrough. The text of the guide has been kept short and ambiguous on purpose to limit spoilers and provide a play experience where it can be referenced in game while still enjoying the story.

Every conversation option has not been listed unless it affects the story or could be misable, and assumes the reader will be talking to characters and exploring the world. Statements that seem out of context will hopefully make sense when in the right situation as you naturally progress through the game.

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