Wintermoor Tactics Club – Just Kitten Around Achievement Guide

A little guide I made to get the “Just Kitten Around” Achievement (spoiler).

How to Get the Just Kitten Around Achievement

Introduction

Spoiler Alert!!!

A bunch of (bad) puns and jokes on a calendar in the club room, useful for keeping track of the “Just Kitten Around” Achievement. Advanced chapter numbers and names are displayed.

The Jokes

Chapter 1 – Young Monarchists

  • What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
  • A car-pet!

Chapter 2 – Psychic Detective

  • What do you call a pile of Kitten?
  • A Meowntain!

Chapter 3 – Equestrian Club

  • What’s a cat’s favorite color?
  • Purr-ple!

Chapter 4 – New Wave Appreciation Club

  • What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail?
  • Me-OW!

Interlude – Holiday Break

  • What did the cat say when it lost all its money?
  • I’m paw!

Chapter 5 – Animal Identification Club

  • What sport do cats play?
  • Hairball!

Chapter 6 – Student Council

  • What do cats eat for breakfast?
  • Mice Krispies!

Chapter 7 – Clubless Club

  • How did one cat save the soul of the other cat?
  • By defeating the Gatekeeper of Ilemeowzar!

Epilogue

  • How do cats keep order?
  • With claw enforcement!

Epilogue

The Cat Calendar remained on the wall until well after the year was over, mostly because the classroom teacher kept forgetting it was back there.

Helena Stamatina
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I love two things in life, games and sports. Although sports were my earliest interest, it was video games that got me completely addicted (in a good way). My first game was Crash Bandicoot (PS1) from the legendary studio Naughty Dog back in 1996. I turned my passion for gaming into a job back in 2019 when I transformed my geek blog (Re-actor) into the gaming website it is today.

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